Saturday, July 13, 2013

University of Nigeria, Nsukka, and the Certificate Forger: What is to be done?

Sometime in April, the Federal Government of Nigeria made appointments to the governing councils of federally-owned universities--basically the country's top tier universities, including my alma mater, the University of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN). Such appointments, like ambassadorial ones, are often used by whoever sits in Aso Rock to pay back allies, patrons, and to build political alliances. Which is fine, as far as the messy business of democracy goes. But there is one appointment that stands out for its odiousness and brazen disrespect for the academic enterprise. And that is the appointment to the governing council of UNN of a man who in 1999 was forced to resign as the speaker of the Nigerian house of representatives for lying and certificate forgery.

You see, a prominent news magazine, The News, had accused this fellow of false age declaration and, most pertinently, of falsely claiming that he had a college degree from a Canadian University. According to the magazine, after due investigation, it found that the Speaker never enrolled in the said university. In a now famous cover story, the magazine had a large photo of this man's face, hedged by the caption: "The Face of a Liar." The federal government probed, and found him guilty. In the end, the man, tearing up, owned up to his fraudulent action, begged the nation for forgiveness, and resigned.

It is this same man that had committed what amounted to academic fraud that has now been appointed to the governing body of my routinely abused alma mater. Like General Abacha who appointed a character called Umaru Gomwalk--known for his incredible disdain for academic standards, as Sole Administrator of UNN in the mid 1990s, President Jonathan now sees no problem asking this disgraced fraud to come help run my alma mater. This is so very distressing.

Many decent minded folks--including the UNN Alumni Association--have spoken against this travesty, but as usual, the Jonathan administration cannot understand the clamor against this apparently simple act of rehabilitation of man who, the President's spokesman Ruben Abati reminds us, was pardoned by a previous administration! In other words, since he received presidential pardon, the present administration sees nothing wrong with asking this disgraced certificate forger to sit on the board of Nigeria's first independent university whose motto is "To Restore the Dignity of Man." But why use the university To Rehab a Disgraced Man?

The Presidential Spokesman, true to form, defended the appointment but  he also challenged anyone offended by the appointment to act. According to him, President Jonathan  "can still go back on any of the appointments if there was a protest from the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) or from the concerned university.

So here are my questions: Is it that President Jonathan has not heard all the protests that have trailed this stupid appointment? And, what about the teachers and students at the UNN? Have they taken any position on this matter? Have they conveyed to the government their outrage over this unfortunate matter. Why can't they take up Ruben Abati's challenge and register their unequivocal rejection of the disgraced former Speaker?

I just cannot get this image of a certificate forger in the Governing Council chamber of the UNN or of any university, and something ought to be done to remedy this.

Sunday, June 23, 2013

On that Unfortunate Dana Aircrash "Cenotaph" in Lagos

Recently, the Lagos State Government unveiled a memorial for the victims of the June 3, 2012 Dana Airlines Flight 992  plane crash. On the face of it, yes, it is a noble gesture for the State Government to memorialize the victims of this terrible accident (although the festive unveiling drowns out news of neglect of the victims' families, and owners of property destroyed or damaged by the crash). But, I have to say that the memorial, or Cenotaph, as the government prefers to call it, is a most unfortunate, macabre construction. It quite likely  achieves the very opposite effect of a befitting memorial, which is to re-traumatize families and friends of the Dana crash victims.


The so-called Cenotaph consists of a massive three-tiered platform covered in marble on which sits a crudely sculpted airplane painted in the white and red colors of Dana Airlines, its front-end fuselage broken and pointed downward. At the base of the platform are etched the names of the passengers who perished in the crash; inexplicably, the names of the dead crew members are excluded). Apart from the stupidity of just recreating the crashed plane, did it not occur to the "artist" and commissioner that the use of red color on this monument re-states the violence of the crash, and reminds us of the blood of the victims?

The first time I saw this dumb confection, I thought it was a joke pulled by some sadistic fellow bent on provoking the outrage of decent people. But on seeing photographs and Youtube videos of the Governor Fashola at the Cenotaph's unveiling, I could not but despair.


This Cenotaph says so much about everything wrong with Nigeria today.  I cannot imagine, and certainly did not hear, that there was an open call for design proposals, which would have allowed interested artists and designers to compete for the commission. There is no way, in a competitive process, this "thing" could have emerged as the winning entry, except of course if the jury consisted of shameless philistines So, it seems to me that it is the culture of cronyism, so endemic in public and private sectors that produced this obdurate monstrosity. Incidentally, none of the news reports tells us the name of the "artist" responsible for the Cenotaph--which is probably in the "artist's" best interest, because this is one work the maker should be ashamed of, as long as it stands. 

Criticism of this Cenotaph may not be as vociferous as I would wish; but that says something about the state of contemporary art criticism and discourse in Nigeria. One important exception is this response by Abimbola Adelakun--a former arts writer in the Lagos-based Punch Newspapers--who wrote:   
I have not quite seen anything so prosaic, so unimaginative and so tasteless. What is the idea behind this artistic choice that places a crudely sculpted airplane on the names of those who lost their lives? If it is the artist that has a taste for the macabre, why did the commissioners of the work allow this? (Read the article here).

Simply put, this monument is an eyesore, a scab on our memory of the Dana Crash victims. After the so-called emotional speeches by government functionaries, what remains is the marbled monument to bad taste.  This monument, moreover, is a waste of space and funds (no one has said anything about the cost of this project).  This, unfortunately, is what happens in a place where bureaucrats and conniving "artists" dream up, without due process or consultations, projects meant to satiate their inflated egos, and line their porous pockets, all in the name of remembering a collective tragedy.

There are many ways to deal with this scandalous monument. But perhaps the simplest of them all is the best. Pull the entire thing down, and turn the site into a public garden with the names of all the dead (passengers and crew) visibly and permanently listed somewhere as part of the landscape design.



Sunday, June 2, 2013

This solicitation from a Herbalist

Two days ago, I received the mail below (posted verbatim). Since I do not suffer from "Romatism" and  stupiditis, I am not thinking of contacting the doctor cure-all! But give it to the 419 folks for comedy and creativity.

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Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Nigerian Governors and Democracy

Tomorrow, May 29, Nigeria will celebrate something it calls "Democracy Day." Fair enough: after all Nigeria has had uninterrupted democratic government since 1999. The age of military dictatorships now seem like a long, long-a-go-nightmare. So, yes, let's have a "Democracy Day," and let the civil servants who spend much of their time idling in the office have one more official reason to not go to work. And of course our thieving politicians will have reason--not that they need one--to waste public funds on democracy galas.

But did not the governors of the 36 States of Nigeria, the President of the Republic, and his party the PDP ("Africa's Largest Political Party") get the memo about what constitutes appropriate and legal democratic practice? Should they not be spending time in the dog house for doing everything they could the make rubbish the very idea of democracy?

So last week the Nigerian Governors Forum (NGF), a major power player in the land had its election for the group's chairmanship, with the incumbent Rotimi Amechi and Jonah Jang, the candidate presented by the Presidents' party, as candidates. The initial result showed that Amechi--the President's great rival--retained his office with 19 votes, Jang with 16. But soon after, our elected governors announced the vote (of just 35 individuals) had been rigged in Amechi's favor! Mind you the election was conducted by the governors themselves. So the President's men formed an alternative NGF with Mr. Jang as the new "leader." The PDP quickly expelled Amechi from the party.

But here is the problem. There happens to exist this 8-min video of what actually took place at the venue of the election. Here is the question: if our governors could not be trusted to conduct and report the result of an election of only 35 individuals, how could a National Election Commission established by these same people be trusted to organize and credible nation-wide Presidential election in 2015?

Here is the video from Youtube.

Monday, May 27, 2013

Marcia's exhibition at Susan Inglett on Artforum

Marcia's ongoing Tease solo show at Susan Inglett (New York) is among the seven exhibitions selected from New York in the current "Critics' Picks" section of Artforum.com. Read the REVIEW by Ryan Steadman.

ArtDaily newspaper on Simon Ottenberg's gift to the Newark Museum

The ArtDaily online newspaper published on Simon Ottenberg's recent gift to the the Newark Museum of modern and contemporary African art works. An exhibition of selected works from the collection, currently showing at the Museum, has been organized by associate curator Perrin Lathrop who, by the way, is coming to Princeton in the fall! To read, click here

Friday, May 10, 2013

Marcia's "Tease" opening @ Susan Inglett (pictures)


Marcia's opening last night at Susan Inglett art gallery in Chelsea, New York was, take my word for it, fabulous. Old and new friends came out to celebrate this exhibition in which Marcia showed sculptures for the very first time! I will let others comment on the exhibition itself, but here are some pictures from the opening:



Hal Foster and Okwui Enwezor

Lucia Dogbeh-Onovoh, with Johannes and Sophie Lehmann

Lawyer and Art Collector David Ross with Professor Simon Ottenberg
Adedoyin Teriba and Okwui Enwezor
Susan Inglett and art collector/curator Holly Ross

Marcia and Donna Sesee
Carol Barnard Ottenberg and David Ross
Simon Ottenberg and Johannes Lehman (and Sophia, center) of Cornell University
Simon Ottenberg and Marcia
Artist Ard Berge, Holly and David Ross, and Metropolitan Museum of Art curator Alisa LaGamma
Marcia with Steven Nettles and Ellen Lagow-Nettles of Art Now Management 
Molly Nettles with Ngozi and Arinze Okeke-Agulu
Sherman Edmiston of Essie Green Galleries (center)


Hal Foster (left), Kristen Windmuller-Luna (center) and Joseph Luna (right)
Lucia Dogbeh-Onovoh, Marcia with Ngozi, Okwui Enwezor and Hal Foster
Susan Inglett and Gary Schneider, Director of Education @ Monclair Museum of Art
Kristen Windmuller-Luna and Joseph Luna
Lucia Dogbeh and Okwui Enwezor
Marcia, Ngozi and independent curator Tumelo Mosaka
Perrin Lathrop of Newark Museum and Simon Ottenberg